Avaricious and Envious
Two college roommates hated each other, but claimed to be friends. They
found a website that granted wishes via the modern, monotheistic god and
sent a request for him to grant their desires. One of the
roommates was greedy, and the other was filled with envy. So God decided
to punish them both, he would grant each of their wishes, but give the
other one twice as much. The greedy man prayed for an iPhone. No sooner
than done; but all of his happiness turned to sorrow when he found that
his room-mate had an iPad with Siri. Then it was the envious man's turn,
who thought it unthinkable for his room-mate to have any joy at all. He
prayed that he would have one of his eyes put out, so that his
companion would be totally blind and would not be able to enjoy his
Apple products. His wish had been granted.
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